Chris Stevens

In Chris's opinion, the very best vices are dirt bikes, rock music, and gaming, while the very best medicine is fatherhood. If he could just learn to balance them all, he'd live forever. He's much more creative than intelligent, often wakes up belligerent, and ponders many things insignificant. Lastly, in an effort to transform his well-fed body, P90X, Roller Blades, and Food are all laughing at him. And the pain continues.

Nov 022011
 
My secret weapon to getting that action movie feel

I like the hobby of RP gaming, partly because I get to hang out with friends, but mostly because I get to experience what it’s like to be in an action movie, fighting ‘real’ bad guys (and sometimes good guys). However… In the beginning, my combat turn went something like this: I attack the orc. I rolled a 19. Does that hit? I rolled 12 [Read the article]

Nov 022011
 
We're back! (what REALLY happened)

Anyone can take out the lone zombie. It’s slow and stupid, and since they’re already dead, you should have no qualms about turning its head into a canoe. Just watch any of the various zombie-killing training videos (Zombies on Broadway, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, etc.) and you’ll see what I mean. The real problem is dealing with a zombie horde, and really, your best [Read the article]

Jun 262011
 

Superheroes, warriors, athletes, and monsters battle for a century.  My favorite part of this epic war involves Chuck Norris crushing Bruce Wayne’s head.  Of course, we can’t expect anything less.  I mean, Chuck Norris won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title six years in a row before retiring from full contact tournaments.  With a 183–10–2 record, you know he’s the only man alive that can kick [Read the article]

Jun 222011
 
Role-Playing by the Numbers: The Easy Way

There are hundreds, if not thousands of role-playing games out there – maybe even tens of thousands.  They all look and act differently, but at their core they are all about gamers sitting around a table, taking on the roles of larger-than-life characters.  Dice and character statistics are involved to mitigate actions fairly, while the act of role-playing is largely left ungoverned.  When I say ungoverned, I’m [Read the article]